Text 21 Jun 3 notes Cthulhu

I am back mortals!

Text 19 Jun 1 note

Anonymous asked: um are you bysexual ?

What is “bysexual”? I have never heard of this from your “spicies”. If you’re talking about bisexual no. I know I spelt species wrong, but that was to get my point across.

Text 12 Jun 3 notes ALL THE FEELINGS!

((Watched all of season 6 of Doctor Who on netflix and got flooded with all the feelings, but then found out the secret of the doctors death!))

Text 12 Jun

Anonymous asked: Go to hell.

There is no hell for me to go to you sniveling naive. I am the dreaming one I will be your hell.

Photo 11 Jun 204,007 notes ryleighmeowth:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr.

ryleighmeowth:

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr.

Video 11 Jun 40,403 notes
Text 11 Jun 1,102 notes Me + You locked in my ROOM.


2. 24/7 Sex

3. Toying with you

4. Talk

5. Make-out

6. Kiss

7. Cuddle

8. Enjoy each other’s company

9. Hugs

10. Make me a sex slave

11. Paint my body green

12. Movie

13. make out with my hand-mouth thingy

14. Sex sex sex sex

15. Teasing THEN sex

16. Cake THEN sex

17. Cake o3o

18. Make cookies BITCH

19. Unicorn ;D

20. Hump

((Is stabbing the fuck out of the other person not an option anymore?))

(Source: human-vinyl)

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Text 11 Jun 2 notes The Doctor

hazeyxpasey:

askcthulu:

((Watching doctor who from the 11th doctor’s seasons, and Amy calls her child Melody, a “friend” of mine had a debate with me that she called her daughter “River Song”, but I knew he was wrong pointed it out. Now he can choke on a bag of dicks.)) 

[[Whaaat? The big name reveal was an entire dramatic moment, how could they not remember that?]

((He said “She calls her child River Song.” I gave him the ‘Are you fucking kidding me?’ look. Also he’s an arrogant ass.))

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Text 11 Jun 2 notes The Doctor

((Watching doctor who from the 11th doctor’s seasons, and Amy calls her child Melody, a “friend” of mine had a debate with me that she called her daughter “River Song”, but I knew he was wrong pointed it out. Now he can choke on a bag of dicks.)) 

Link 11 Jun 42 notes Ask Cthulhu.: @askcthulu»

eroseyesore:

Eros almost screamed when he pushed her over the edge, instead deciding to do something logical and procuring a set of wings, floating a bit. “You… ASS,” she hissed, “That… That was mean.”

He grabbed her and summoned his wings. “That’s not so nice either. I saved your life. Did I mention that if you’re killed here. It’s game over everywhere?” He hovered them lightly. “Now I’m going to need you to hurry up the process of the earth.”


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